That’s alotta fagina
Whewee! Chalk this one under just plain dumb! And first thing’s first, folks: always check your receipts before you sign them. Always.
Joe Salter, 52, of Mary Esther, Florida wants
investigators to pursue fraud and larceny charges against a Panhandle strip club after his son ran up a $53,000 bill in a single night while celebrating his college graduation.
Holy crap! I mean…wow. This guy knows how to party! I wouldn’t even be able to spend that kind of dough in a month and this guy’s wiping his ass with hundreds!
Anyway, it seems that this dingbat prodigal son who doesn’t know how to say no exclaimed upon entering this fine establishment that he only had $600 to spend and that was it. Then, throughout the course of the evening, owner Tim Beal said that the lad
bought at least 19 bottles of champagne — priced from $150 to $2,000.
Okay, okay. So what we have here is a communication problem. Supposedly the young man wanted to spend no more than $600 dollars and yet was ordering $2000-bottles of champagne. Sounds about right…er…
Now, I haven’t spent too much time at strip clubs in my day (read: waste of money), but from what I do know, it is entirely in the realm of possibilities that a seedy club like this tried milking money from a recent grad. Sure, there is a chance the boy genius himself was lying in the hopes of getting away clean, but if someone announces they have $600 to spend and end up racking up $52,400 more than they initially thought…well, something just ain’t right. And honestly, from my days waiting tables, if a tab ends up getting ridiculously high, someone should at some point come over and verify that the table knows what the tab is currently hovering over to avoid things like this from the get-go.
Still, Beal claims that the younger Salter was lucid and therefore, rightfully purchasing the items. His air-tight argument?
“He was actually dancing with the manager, Chris, right before he left.”
Well, there it is, guys. Close the books. Because clearly, dancing with the manager equals sobriety. I mean, just check out these assholes:
See my meaning? No one dances drunk…ever.
At any rate, check out the article here and judge for yourself.
Ciao.