Poet, storyteller, radio personality…sex symbol?
Yes, we all know that nine times out of ten the old adage is true about having a face for radio and Garrison Keillor, host of the subdued National Public Radio show “A Prairie Home Companion” (yes, it’s still on!), is no exception.
(photo courtesy of uncyclopedia.com)
But even the facially destitute have to have fans, right? I mean, stranger things have happened…maybe? Well it sure seems that way seeing as this handsome buck has filed for a restraining order against a Georgia woman, Andrea R. Campbell, who reportedly
made telephone calls and sent him explicit e-mails and disturbing gifts, including a petrified alligator foot and dead beetles.
The woman began making these lewd suggestions after seeing Keillor’s live show in Columbus, Georgia and went so far as to even show up at the Keillor residence late one night. She was found rummaging around in some bushes and, according to the article, denied any wrongdoings. Campbell claimed that
she only wanted to show her gratitude for Keillor’s work.
Sure. When I truly respect someone, I go breaking and entering, dingbat. And seriously, you were turned on after you saw “A Prairie Home Companion”? Seriously? I mean, I’m all for National Public Radio and hell, I enjoy it quite a bit at times, but that is the last show in the planet that instills a sexual hunger in me.
Anyway, the bigger issue to arise from this is we now have proof that there indeed is hope for those lacking a certain aesthetic appeal to arouse Fatal Attraction-like paranoia from the opposite sex. Whooda thunkit.
Check out the article here.
Ciao.