Witty Bumper Sticker
“I See Dumb People”
Your bumper sticker implies superior intelligence. People with bumber stickers are dumb. Hmm…
Do you think Stephen Hawking sports this bumper sticker? No. Intelligent people don’t call others dumb to feel superior. They enjoy the comfort of knowing they’re smarter.
When you display this bumper sticker, what are you trying to prove? The only chuckles you’ll get are from fellow stupid people.
Scene: Three cars on road, in general vicinity of each other. First, Nick in Mazda, wearing business casual attire and drinking Starbucks. Second, 40-year old single mother of four, wittily sporting “I See Dumb People” bumper sticker on her ‘92 Cutlas. Third, 28-year old hick in his ‘80 Dodge Ram pick-up truck.
Cutlas: Look at that dude in his Mazda drinking designer coffee. He’s dumb.
Ram: Huh huh, “I See Dumb People”. That fruit in the Mazda is dumb, he ain’t got no gun rack or nuthin’.
Mazda: Christ, get me out of Jackson, Michigan.
In my opinion, you might as well rock the “I’m Dumb and I Think This Bumper Sticker Is Funny” bumper sticker.